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Post by sheroknight on Feb 3, 2009 23:30:04 GMT -5
Squee was eager to get into the town. There would be many new things in there, many new shiny things. The Dracon city would offer him many chances to steal things. He didn't not care for whatever the shadow man wanted. Some silly map of the town. He cared not, he wanted the shiny, and water. He wanted water bad. The desert was hot and dry. Squee was close approaching the back of the city, there was a sewer entrance he was hoping to crawl into to get inside. The brown poncho he was wearing, along with his brown clothing would do well to hide him from any prying eyes, for he wanted the shinnies within the dragon people village.
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Post by singent on Feb 3, 2009 23:52:24 GMT -5
'Go through the back door; we don't want you coming through the front, please use our back gate; Oi, we don't want your type here, git behind here.' That's all Huru has heard throughout his life. BUt all he wanted was peace, and so with a grunt the orc turned and walked in the direction the armored draconian pointed. He had heard good things about the monks here. That they had quite the store of knowledge, though their martial artistry left something to be desired. 'But I'm not here for that, not today,' thought Huru. He had his share of training through his long life. With a smile, if anything he could rile up a bar for a taste of draconian hand-to-hand combat. And with that, he reflected on his walk through that serene desert and the things the wind had whispered to him.
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Post by sheroknight on Feb 4, 2009 0:03:58 GMT -5
Squee soon found the sewer entrance, it smelled rank. It seems the Dracon were just as filthy as any other race. "Dragon people eat too much bean *whimper*." grumbled Squee as he crawled into the secret entrance in the back. It was warm, dank and littered with the waste of many. Squee was covered in it. "*whimper* I best find something shiny *whimper*" complained Squee as a furry gerbal like creature scurried through the moist, waste filled shaft. Ahead was an entrance to the city through a floor grate. The sight of the grate brought a smile to Squee's face, no more traveling through this filth, shinies awaited.
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Post by singent on Feb 4, 2009 11:15:01 GMT -5
Walking down the street, Huru was greeted with the cries of vendors as they tried to sell their wares. One ,Huru had the mistake to look at, and was greeted by a practiced chorus from the dark skinned man,"We have staffs of every size: short, long, in between!" he pronounced showing a mouthful of rotted yellowed teeth. "We can even make you various thicknesses: skinny for those faster swings, or thick to just club away with, Whatever your style, we got it for you!" 'Mine's plenty useful when it comes down to it,' thought Huru. Gazing around, he started to get a grasp of the enormity of the bazaar in this place. This was an amazing sight, and quite the feast for the senses to enthrall themselves on. But being preoccupied at this time, Huru had to look for that temple now. What he needed was quite important, that is if it is even there.
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Post by sheroknight on Feb 4, 2009 11:27:56 GMT -5
Squee slowly pulled himself out of the dank hole, he was covered in poop, and he smelled of the disgusting mess. To any that may have saw him, he looked something like a very large rat, or some tiny golem of waste. Squee crawled his way through the shadows of the market searching for any shinies. There! Shinies! Squee had spotted a pair of shiney balls, they were so shiney and round, Squee wanted them. He stealthily grabbed them without anyone seeing and slid them into his front belt pouch, they were quite large balls, and they hung low in his front belt pouch, dangling between his legs, but they were good shinies. As Squee continued to crawl, he found his new balls were hitting the ground. Squee winced with every impact, "*whimper* my balls!" Squee hissed under his breath. They were making too much noise and would have to be cradled in his hands for a while, as he continued his prowling.
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Post by singent on Feb 4, 2009 19:51:49 GMT -5
Huru was quite astounded at the size of the city. He had walked for hours and didn't see anything that resembled a temple or monastary. Giving up, he wanted to wet his parched mouth. Looking around, he saw a pub, The Leering Snake, and thought any place is as good as any. Stalking in he sat down, no-one paid any attention because this place was quite diverse. As the bar maid walked by, Huru nabbed the edge of her skirt, "A mug of ale if you would please." She skurried off and came back with a big stout mug, that had a good head on it. Huru looked at it, judging the color and amount held within, and decided that he would wait til the ale had settled a little and the head went down. He was in for a long one with this ale, since he didn't drink too often, but that's ok, maybe he'll fine someone to share his next mug with and some directions to the temple.
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Post by sheroknight on Feb 4, 2009 20:02:26 GMT -5
Squee quickly snuck behind a bar, the sign in the front said the Leering Snake. The place smelled of urin. Squee wandered to the back to hopefully find some interesting goods in the rear. Down the ally he saw a glint. Squee scurried down the ally to inspect the glint, it was a shiny bit of metal jammed into a dank sewer hole. Squee pulled it out with a wet squelch. It was some sort of mettal tube that was now covered in the waste left behind by some creature. Squee stroked the shaft to rid it of the filth, this tube could hold nice things, it was a good shiny. He held the hollow cyllinder to his ear, he thought he could hear the sea, and some men? It sounded odd, he was most likely hearing the sound of the men in the bar, but it made for a strange combination of sound. "*whimper* what a good shiny," Squee said as he blew on the tube, cleaning it off completely, "a very good shiney." With that Squee stuffed his new treasure into his pants pocket and scurried off.
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Post by singent on Feb 4, 2009 20:32:46 GMT -5
"Watch out everyone, my c*ck is loose!" an elf yelled from the kitchen, as a very angry rooster flew over the bar and fluttered about the room screeching and it headed for the door leading to the ally. "Hurry, someone grab that man's c*ck, it's getting away!" "It's headed for the ally!" "I'll cut if off." The room erupted into chaos with everyone trying to grab the rooster. One orc managed to get a hand on it, but was admonished by a nearby draconian,"Hey don't choke his chicken!" The orc rounded on the draconian and growled,"It's a rooster, you geko." Those two forgot about the free c*ck and started swinging fists. 'Now this is getting interesting,' thought Huru.
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Post by sheroknight on Feb 4, 2009 20:42:05 GMT -5
Squee turned around quickly at the noise, as a large bird rushed into the alley. The brid was nearly as tall as poor small Squee. The large bird was no shiny, but it had nice feathers on its tail. Squee approached the bird, reaching out a hand to take it's tail feathers. The bird quickly pecked his outstreached hand. "*whimper* This pecker is big!" Squee hissed. Squee quickly pulled out his shaft from his pants and prepared to strike the bird. Soon Squee and the bird were embroiled in a massive c*ck fight. After several minutes of intense fighting Squee managed to choke the chicken and put the c*ck's head in his mouth. He would defeat this bird and take its feathers!
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Post by micaylah on Feb 4, 2009 20:57:05 GMT -5
Kia rounded the corner quickly hearing the commotion and feeling a flurry of emotions from some form of fowl. She stopped as she saw a small goblin with a fowl mouth. “Is that your thingy?” she asked with narrowed eyes as she pointed the rounded end of the thick shaft of her staff at him. “That is no way to handle a thingy.” She told him as she bent over at the waist to sit eye to eye with him. She lowered the staff as she looked at the goblin, the thingy hanging limply from his mouth. Kia narrowed her eyes as she held her hand out to him. “I want that thingy now.” She eyed him intently letting him know she meant business. “Give it to me now and I will show you the correct way to handle your thingy.”
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Post by sheroknight on Feb 4, 2009 21:01:15 GMT -5
Squee whimpered as he spit out the wet thingy. He wouldn't let go of it completely, keeping his hand firmly placed at the end of the thingy. The lady had a big thick wood, and Squee did not want her to hit him in the face with it. He absently played with his shiny's in his front belt pouch, his balls rolling around in his hand as he watched what the lady with the wood would do with his thingy.
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Post by micaylah on Feb 4, 2009 21:17:36 GMT -5
Kia gripped the neck of the thingy firmly as she lowered herself closer to it and the goblin. She reached a hand out to still the goblin from rolling his balls within his hand. “You’re balls are very nice indeed but rather distracting. Could you please hold them quietly?” She bent over lower so the goblin could see how she worked the thingy into submission. “First you need to calm it down.” She held the thingy within her hands firmly as she lowered her mouth to it, speaking in a calm soothing manner. The rooster stopped its wild flailing, becoming erect as it watched her with its small beady eyes. Kia began to softly stroke the long neck of the thingy, circling lightly at the base of its neck. Lightly, she placed tender kisses on the head of the thingy as she continued to softly caress it.” She turned her eyes back to the goblin. “See? It’s all in how you handle your thingy. It shouldn’t spit or hiss at you any longer.” She moved closer now, holding the thingy to her bosom as she continued to kiss its head and caress it. “See isn’t this much better?”
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Post by singent on Feb 4, 2009 22:02:52 GMT -5
"Oi, she's got my c*ck!" , " 'E's got me balls!" , members of the mob proclaimed as they rolled out the door. 'Uh-oh,' thought Huru. He quickly pushed bodies out the way and stepped on a few to get out in front, and put up his arms in front of the woman stroking the c*ck and goblin playing with the balls. "Look, just let the woman have the c*ck, it'll be my treat, and the giant rat with the other man's ball, I'm sure you can reach an agreement or something, they can't be that valuable if you lost them in the first place."
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Post by sheroknight on Feb 6, 2009 11:15:27 GMT -5
Things were not good, people had seen Squee! Squee must get into shadow, must hide. An idea struck Squee, the woman would not let go of his c*ck, so Squee must make her let go. Squee quickly reached into his trousers and pulled out snake he had found in the desert. He quickly swung out with the limp trouser snake and slapped the woman in the face, causeing her to drop his c*ck. Turning and running Squee was a horrible sight. He was a turd covered little man waving around his trouser snake, dragging his flailing c*ck, his balls swinging wildely as he ran towards the library. "Must get the drawings! *whimper*" Squee shouted to himself as he scurried through the crowds wandering the road.
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Post by micaylah on Feb 6, 2009 11:54:49 GMT -5
Kia squeeled as the goblin hit her in the face with his trouser snake. His c*ck fell from her hands as the turd covered goblin stripped it from her overly abundant embrace. She rose quickly suddenly feeling quite empty without the large c*ck filling her...arms and gave chase.
“You did not just slap me with a trouser snake!” she yelled as she followed the wretched creature. Kia felt bad for the thought then put it out of her mind as she saw his poor c*ck once again spitting with excitement while it flailed within his hand, the limp trouser snake waving within the other. His shiny balls swung wildly as he ran, slowing him enough for her to stay close.
Those poor animals. They didn’t deserve to be handled so. ‘I would love to get my hands on his balls and shove them down his scrawny throat.’ She thought quietly.
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Post by singent on Feb 6, 2009 22:43:38 GMT -5
'Wait, library? That's perfect,' thought Huru. He chased after the woman and goblin. The woman looked like she was frantically trying to grab his balls..or was it the c*ck? Huru almost caught up to them, when the mob started throwing things. He dodged to the side, slipped and caught himself on a nearby woman's melons. She screamed and started to smack his hands. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to touch those, my hands are clean and they look sweet and ripe, I'm sure they'll sell well!" He yelled over his shoulder as he got farther from her fruit stand. Now this was turning into a crap-covered goblin, c*ck grabbing woman, show...not what Huru expected.
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Post by sheroknight on Feb 7, 2009 0:38:27 GMT -5
There were people chasing Squee! He was panicked, he needed to get away! There right in front of the library door was a lady selling... cats? Well that worked perfectly for Squee. Squee deftly struck out at the old lady that was selling the cats. As his trouser snake swiped her face, the lady fell backwards into her wares. With the fall of the old lady many cats ran loose into the streets. A prowling couger pounced on a young man, and poor young wet pu*sy that had fell into a bucket ran off and was quickly ate by the cougar that now left behind the young man. The chaos was sufficient enough for Squee to reach the door and stumble inside.
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Post by micaylah on Feb 7, 2009 16:48:27 GMT -5
Kia watched as the cougar devoured the wet girl thingy and turned her sights to the young man. Her eyes widened as the cougar caught the young man pinning him to the ground beneath her before devouring him. The cougar’s head snapped as she finished off the young man, her eyes settling on the large thingy spitting wildly within the turd covered goblins hand. The large cat screamed into the night as it bounded after the goblin and through the open door of the library. Kia yelled loudly as she followed the goblin and the cougar chasing the thingy within the walls. “Watch your thingy! The cougar has it in her sights!”
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